Don’t Panic

Written By A Real Person

Don’t Panic

A story for some humor in life

Some humor, to make life feel a little less frightening. It’s humor, and satire.

The Solar Neighborhood

If you look around the solar neighborhood, you might be surprised by what you find. If you look at the night sky, you can see all kinds of things. Some of them, are pretty interesting. Some of them, can really knock your socks off.

Most people, don’t look around the solar neighborhood, at least not very often. You might catch someone looking at the full moon, if they are lucky. But most people, are in their homes, likely watching TV, and having a good stiff drink to deal with all that news on the tube.

When it comes to astrology, there are three kinds of people in the world.
1. People who make money from it.
2. People that buy it whole heartily.
3. People that don’t care. Or are prohibited from caring.

I’m not saying you have to be into astrology to look into the night sky. Because you might be looking for a sign. A big sign, that is the restaurant at the end of the solar system. When it lights up, it is almost time for the end of the solar system.

I’ve talked about the fact, that if I designed solar systems, maybe in one of them, just for a joke; every five thousand years, it would implode. When that happens, you want to have a table at the end of the solar system.

Just imagine, you arrive, and watch the solar system implode. Then sit down for a nice meal, and by the time you're done eating, the solar system has come back to its original defaults. With all the fake people restored to their natural loving selves.

Really Don’t Panic

If you don’t have a table at the end of the solar system, we suggest: that you put a paper sack over your head, lie on the floor. You won’t feel a thing. It all happens so fast, that you would never know the difference. You might wake up on the beach, of a new planet, and solar system. You won’t remember a thing. It’s worked for millenniums without problems. The fact you're reading this, is proof that it works like it should.

The future looks bright, you want a good pair of sunglasses. Might be one heck of a show.

You have to wonder, if the universe doesn’t do the same thing; say every billion years. Just for a good show stopper. Might be different rules when that happens.

ps:// Everyone that is a real person, always has a table at the end of the solar system. No tickets necessary to get in.