Put A Tourniquet On Your Ego

Written By A Real Person

Put A Tourniquet On Your Ego

Somethings, Need Fixed

The Problem:

Most people, have become puffed up with pride, they are egotistical, and they don’t listen to anyone but themselves. Most people, are so self absorbed that they can not even think. It causes, all kinds of problems.

Egocentric

Being so self absorbed, must be tedious. How do you deal with all that greatness inside you? You must be just bursting at the seems? If you were full of something good, good results would come to you.

However, if you are full of shit; you're going to smell bad if you burst at the seems. That is why everyone has an asshole. There is a place for all that shit to come out. You should dispose of it, like a wise person. Don’t save it in jars, and put them in the windowsill.