10 Signs You Are A Misfit Writer

Written By A Real Person

10 Signs You Are A Misfit Writer

Some brief humor; to lighten your day.

The Problem:

People are beginning to suspect you are a misfit writer. Here are some clues about if it really is true!!

The List

1. You secretly dream of crashing victorian tea parties full of hobbits.
2. You write for yourself, and the opinion of fake people matters not.
3. You have a tattoo.
4. Your not popular, and it doesn’t really bother you.
5. You write about other people that are misfits.
6. You listen to a wide variety of music as a genre would be too box like.
7. You don’t show everyone everything you write about.
8. Your keyboard has been worn down from constant typing.
9. You think, and write what you really think.
10. You will only stop writing when your dead.

Bonus Point
You do your morning pages between midnight and three AM, and then go to bed to sleep. Hence sleeping in until noon.

Some Urge

If you answered “yes” to more than four of the above list, you might be a misfit writer. Really it wouldn’t take a diagnosis from a professional to know for sure; as you would likely tell them to piss off. And you have that urge to write.